Scott Johnson
- Astrological sign: Taurus
- Design Icon: Herb Lubalin
- Font: Helvetica
- Magazine: The New Yorker
- News Anchor: Walter Cronkite
- Fake News Anchor: Jon Stewart
- Martini: Grey Goose, up, 3 blue cheese-stuffed olives
- Christmas CD: Vince Guaraldi, “A Charlie Brown Christmas”
Patricia Prather
- Position: Book worm
- Color: Most shades of green
- Movie: The Princess Bride
- Music: Right now anything by AfroCelt Sound System
- TV Show: The Simpsons
- Book: That’s like picking your favorite child – I love them all
- Superpower: Tripping over nothing
- Favorite Word: Lickspittle
Matt Hale
- Position: Visual Communicator
- Color: Swiss Red
- Movie: Russian Ark
- Book: Space Trilogy
- TV Show: LOST
- Doctor: Tom Baker
- Superpower: Uncanny sense of kerning
Cindy Lory
- Position: Femme Interactif
- Astrological sign: Pisces
- Color: Periwinkle
- Music: 80’s Metal
- Book: Zen & the Art of Happiness
- Motto: Just close your eyes and push the button
- Superpower: Can read your thoughts… and you really should apologize
Beth Shonkwiler
- Position: Purse-Strings
- Color: Every shade of green
- Movie: Splash
- Music: Anything but elevator or rap
- TV Show: Boston Legal
- Book: Accounting 101
- Superpower: Can see into the future
- Favorite Word: Ironic